sparkie made a present for me

i came home last night.

and sparkie ran to hide. tried running into my room, but the door was closed. but he quickly zipped thru the next open door and hid under the bed.


i searched the house for the reason for his hiding....


and i found oout that....




he left me something on the kitchen mat.

















that's a whole lot of poop.






hahahahahahahahahaha!

sorry to gross u out. just had to blog it, for reasons unknown even to me. i'm cranky. :p

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Sung to the tune "walking around in winter wonderland"

Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.

In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.

Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......