...Because watery poo is the worst kinda doodoo

*wave*

helloo!! haisss...yesterday was quite a bad day - i was overwhelmed by pms. poor bm was left helpless with a jo who just started weeping for no reason. don't u just hate being a slave to hormones?

but waddaver....i'm much more normal now.

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last night went dinner hunting, and brought my mum along. first time we actually brought my mum out for dinner, and she demanded we go makan at changi village. so we had chicken chop hor-fun and satisfied my 2 week long craving for ah-balling. Sadly, the shop didnt have soyabean milk that i like with my ah balling, but instead had peanut soup.

but,


wah lao eh....

I got a super bad case of diarrhoea today. first i went to work, and i made a beeline for the toilet and had a 20min poo session. then after work and dinner, i made poor bm drive
like a mad man as i scream curses at slow drivers whilst i break into cold sweat and shallow breathing - where i made a grand finale (i hope) poo explosion. so jialat man...got stuck behind this yellow ancient beetle at the traffic light, and i almost died. I jumped out of the car and sprinted home (yes, SPRINTED. we can endure much pain under the right circumstances!!!) scaring my parents who thought something had happened (hence panic) only to find me running to slam the toilet door which with a swish of belt buckle comes swift relief. It's so damn bloody comical can?

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stomach's bubbling now. maybe time for round 3. sighs...

night night world.