laugh until lao-sai (or, laugh until stomach pain inducing diarrhea)

OMG this is so damn funny i just have to post it.

i guess there's some things i miss about hall!

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"Dear Residents,

A baby python was caught in Block 5 on Saturday. That means there is a mama and a papa somewhere, not to mention the gege, jiejie, didi, meimei (Don't know what these mean? Hey hey hey, it's learn Chinese from my nearest PRC neighbour time. This episode has triggered a discussion within SCRC and office if pythons reproduce the way some R********** try not to reproduce, or was it done asexually).

Whatever it is, we have found hatched egg shells broken into perfect halves a few months back and was wondering what those were. We thought maybe clever rats stole those eggs and broke them into perfact halves and ate them. Well, those clever rats have evolved into little pythons in a relatively short time.

Please DO NOT leave your food exposed in the kitchenette or in your room. The smell attracts them…….unless your food got stolen so badly you have to catch snakes to supplement your diet.

The Hostel Manager"

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HAHAHAHA LAUGH UNTIL STOMACH PAIN HAHAHAHHAHAHA